Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Math Jokes

Q: What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert?

A: 3.14 slices of pie.


Q: Why do mathematicians bake pies in four-sided pans?

A: Because pies are squared.


Q: Why does a mathematician’s oven cook twice as fast?

A: It’s coefficient.


Q: Why did the statistician bring a beer stein to a wine tasting event.

A: Increased sample size.


Q: What did the pastry chef get at the bank?

A: Cookie dough.


Q: What did Einstein and Tesla bake when they got together for the holidays?

A: One smart cookie.


Q: What is a mathematician’s favorite cookie?

A: Oatmeal radius.


Q: Would a sneaky statistician eat the last cookie in the jar?

A: Probably.



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