For my musician friends
Guitar: I don’t like your tone!
Banjo: Oh, really? Well, maybe you’re just too high strung.
Mandolin: Can I play with you guys?
Banjo: Maybe another time, kid…
Bass: Would you three please stop whining up there?
Piano: Technically, they’re not whining.
Guitar: Nobody asked you, Keys!
Piano: Well! You don’t have to get all twangy!
Banjo: Hey, Keys! Get back to us when you can bend a pitch, will ya?
Guitar: Look who’s talking!
Banjo: Hey! I can bend!
Violin: Oh, my God! You’re all amateurs!
Viola: Thanks for the drama, Sis!
Cello: Can we please not squabble, just this once?
Sax and Trumpet: Hey, do you think you can use us this weekend?
Guitar: I don’t know. Can you play by ear?
Trumpet: Um…
Sax: I can!
Banjo: We’ll call you if we need you.
Guitar: Oh, like you’re so in demand!
Drum Kit: You know what? I don’t have time for this.
Bass: Yeah, man! They’re killing my groove!
Drum Kit: Let’s beat it!
Bass: Count me in!
Banjo: Great job there, Spotlight! They took off!
Guitar: Who needs them? I don’t need anyone!
Banjo: Oh, really? Are you sure that you’re still in tune?
Guitar: Hey, Keys, give me an A…
Piano: Seriously? Again?
Guitar: I wouldn’t ask if it weren’t important.
Banjo (mocking): “I wouldn’t ask if it weren’t important.”
Mandolin: Can I play with you guys?
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