A Great Start To The Week

I stepped outside this morning into the brisk spring air, strode through my daily two-and-half mile walk to the office, stopped by Starbucks along the way, waited in line, ordered, waited some more, crossed the avenue just before the light turned red, entered the building, passed through the turnstiles, rode the elevator to my floor, removed my jacket, sat down at my desk and discovered that my fly had been open the whole time.