- You are
unique! You are different than everyone else. That's why no one likes you.
- Bad
breath will come back. Bad dreams can recur. But bad neighbors never go away.
- No
matter what happens, maintain a positive attitude. The business world relies on
a good supply of suckers.
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- The
Optimist believes that the glass is half full because the Pessimist figured out
that he could serve the guy only half a glass, and he still wouldn't complain.
- If you
don't work hard, you'll be thrown out. If you DO work hard, you'll get WORN
out, and when you can't keep the pace up anymore, you'll be thrown out. Given
the choice, save your energy.
- Always
remember that you are not your past. You are not your parents, and you are not
your mistakes. But your parents will always remember your past mistakes.
- His
bark is worse than his bite. Unless he bites you.
- A penny
saved is not going to make up for all of the dollars that you've squandered.
But hey, it's a start!
- Some
days it just doesn't pay to get up in the morning. Actually, it never pays to
get up in the morning. No one ever got paid to roll out of bed.
- Mean is
synonymous with Average. Think of what that signifies. The average person is
mean. And mean people are average. Half of the population is meaner than
average. No wonder life can be so unpleasant!
- Is it
really an ad hominem attack when you let some inflexible, argumentative person
know that they're a complete idiot? Right. I didn't think so.
- Two
women walked past on their lunch break. One was informing the other that she
had just received a two dollar refund from Lysol. I recognize that everyone has
different priorities. But if that's all that I had to discuss on my lunch
break, I'd look for ways to add some excitement to my life.
- Life is
unusually kind to schmoozers, suck-ups and brown-nosers. There is nothing that
you can do to change this. It is one of the unfair and unfortunate realities of
human society. Don't
waste time resenting these folks or hoping to witness their downfall. Just
focus on your work, your family and your interests, and keep what's important
in mind.
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